Stephen Rullo: the man, no myth, legend-non-dairy. He knows at least 1/3 of the people you know, and if he doesn’t, he will soon. A man of chronic pareidolia, he is often found with a paintbrush in hand. If no paintbrush, he can be found in something sexy, silky, and with his hair (chest and head) wild and out. He is a man not afraid of glitter or hugs. If you happen to catch sight of this heterochromic masterpiece, know that you will be in the midst of a good time, if you’re not having a good time, you will be in short order.